Birmingham International Food bollocks thing

Right then cunts - here's some more drinking, eating and smoking related shit for you.

A few weeks ago I went to some shit in Birmingham on my lunch break, it was just a load of fucking overpriced food that the resident office monkeys in Brum lapped up - the cunts.

There was all sorts of over priced stuff up there - shitty Australian burgers for 4 queen heads, five pound plates of Paella that will more than likely see you shitting through the eye of a needle.  Although the Hogans Cider was a reasonable £3.00 a pint.

 Look at these cunts queuing for fucking noodles - twats

However - on closer inspection it transpired there was a scratching stall.  Fuck me!

 That's a fucking bold statement Ray - I think I'll be the judge of that

So I went and bought a bag of "Britain's Best Scratchings" and for 2 shitters you got a dirty great big bag of the fuckers.

 

 I took them back to the office and ate the fuckers - lunch sorted, no massive dent in me wallet, no shitting water all afternoon and I was so thirsty by the time I finished work I got absolutely cunted whilst slaking me thirst.  Everyone is a cocking winner.


Oh regards them being Britain's best? close but no cigar.  Check some KVE out Ray you cunt, then try again.

Oh I was on Marly lights that day.