One of my mates won the lottery the other week - fucking flash cunt - look how he celebrated.
Flash fucking wanker
Scratchings, fags and beer - I cant think of anything better on a Sunday afternoon when you are battling an almost physical hangover after three days on the piss.
Old school beni hedge hogs
Now some cunt might think this looks sweet, or some other cunts might think it's an art statement - but I think it's a fucking waste of cider - criminal.
Mind those mini rolls look OK for a quid