Regular reader and chronic flatulence sufferer Randy Denguefever was recently on the smash in the excellent boozer the lord clifden which is in the wonderfully named Great Hampton Street, I have a great hampton in case you were wondering, and decided it was scratching time. By the way it's fourty nine words in and still no swearing, cuntsticks, that's better.
Anyway a packet of scratching was purchased and consumed, bar one - check this fucker out!!!
Now I like a scratching or two. Well - I like fucking loads of the cunts but this is pushing it too far. I could not eat it - but if you think your up for it mail me your address and I'll happily send it to you, as long as you video/photo yourself eating it so I can put it on here and swear at you. You cunt.
1 comment:
That scratching looks like my birds chin!
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