Yep you read it here, probably second or more than likely fourth, but by all accounts the scratching has health benefits. Cock a doodle doo. According the finest bastion of British journalism The Daily Mail, I've always believed every word that fucking rag has printed, honest, the humble scratching is indeed up there in the rarefied company of Blueberries, acai berries, Flax seeds and Quinoa (what ever the fuck that is) as a super food. yeah that's fucking right you cunts - there good for you!
So according to some cunt who plainly does not get out enough:
"Two-thirds of all its fat is actually mono and polyunsaturated fats, beneficial for heart health, with 13 per cent of its fat coming from stearic acid, a type of saturated fat that doesn't raise cholesterol levels,"
Fuck me - it's even better than I thought - almost all the fat in them is good for you - cocking hell. There must be a caveat though - there must be.
"Because what you're eating is concentrated collagen from skin, it has an amazingly high protein content to keep you feeling full, and benefits muscle and bone health."
Jesus - this is getting better and better, so there made of good fat, high in protein and keep me strong - like a fucking bull. Tell me there's no fucking catch - please???
"The main health concern is its salt content, so moderate your consumption"
Fuck sticks. Fucking salt police.
if you want to read the full article - although I wouldn't bother as I have basically cut and past the whole thing already you can find it here
2 comments:
Danny, i shall push your blog in the faces of all those psuedo knobs that do pilates and yoga, obviously scratchies are the way forward.
However, thats not the point of this post. I regard myself as a bit of a conneiseur (you know what i mean) of carrier bags and noticed that you have a perfect specimen just nudging into your profile picture. At a guess i'd say its a 2008 Millets bag? Am i right.
Russ?
it's a 2010 boots bag that contained two £3 meal deals which I ate on Redditch high street looking at the tramps. That was a good day.
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