It's been a while - 9 months to be precise. Did you seriously expect anything less? The initial furore followed by a slow down then complete inactivity. It's the fucking rules ain't it.
Pressing matters to attend to first - last Summer the blog went on a fact finding mission to Spain. Well I called it a fact finding mission but the fucking wife insisted on bringing the kids and calling it a holiday!
What I found out: The Spanish don't do scratchings, they do do beer (well fucking Continental lager - when in Rome Rodney) and they love a tab. It was Marley lights all the way. Also It's fucking hot.
Pissy lager stuff
Fucking ace chorizo in a little burner you cook yer self - lazy cunts can't be arsed so get you to do it
Traditional Spanish.....er....Lasagna
Ribs and chips - fucking aceness
Some such shit or other
All the stuff you can have in stead of scratchings - I feel sorry for them - I do.
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| Me pissed up on booze |
Remember I said it was hot - well it was so hot I started involuntarily sweating out of my arsehole.
That was last summers expedition filed and reported - I'm sure you all feel completely educated regards the Spanish, their booze habits, their snacking habits and the fact it's fucking hot.
If anyone is remotely interested I went here.
So then - I suppose I had better think of something else to fucking prattle on about. If you can think of something or even better a photo of some beer or scratchings or you sweating out of your arsehole then I can write some shit to go with it and abuse you. And that.
2 comments:
Nice pic of you drunk Dan.
He went to spain, drank to much and pissed himself, it the british way
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